Pace High School 

Where all the Miami thots go out to play and where all the football niggas go out to run trains on innocent freshmen. Never in your life visit pace or you’ll be scammed and will find yourself attending it the following year. You might think it’s a nice Catholic school for your Latino son Pablo or Juan to attend to, but nope. The only thing praised there is the football team, cheerleaders, and all the lightskin wets. Pablo is not going to fit in because there’s a lot of hood rat bitches who eat hot fries everyday in lunch and there’s a lot of fake thug ass niggas who walk down the hallways singing the same NBA Youngboy song. The teachers aren’t that bad, but they don’t really give a fuck about the school in general. The classes are always cold and the food is always cold. And don’t ever walk into a pace bathroom after 4 PM, you’ll either see two niggas fucking each other or freshmen fighting and screaming worldstar. The freshmen are the worst thing too, most of them are ugly, wets, or actually kind of cool. They all smell like roach spray though. So basically, don’t go to Pace.

“Hey Pablo, want to go to Pace High School” - Mom
“Si, mama, I would like to see all my border crossing friends from my middle school in Hialeah” - Pablo
“Okay Pablo, have fun” - Mom

*Pablo gets ran through by the football team twice, fails all his classes, sits next to a black girl who only eats takis in every class, and fell off the bleachers”

“Despacito” - Pablo

Pace High School by Mr.Ben Dover Jr January 17, 2019

Sweetwater High School 

The school that’s full of fake and non-genuine people. By non-genuine, that includes douchy varsity players ending up in dead-end jobs, rapists, etc. It’s full of AP classes, but you’ll still find dumbass students in any of the classes. You’ll find many people that peak in this school, and you’re likely to see their lives tumble down after graduation. Don’t have high expectations for their bobo football team. You can make many friends here, but don’t assume that they’ll still be your friends after high school. The teachers here care for students really well. Fights happen quite often.

DudeA: You went to Sweetwater High School?

DudeB: Yeah, it was fun I guess.

Sweetwater High School by WoolyCat November 4, 2019

Union High School 

The most ghetto ass school in New Jersey. Along with a crappy education where you'll eventually get a teacher you despise, you also get boys materbating in bathroom stalls, girls having sex in bathroom stalls (because for some reason a bathroom is the best setting for a lesbian porno), bomb threats, constant fights over whatever dumbass reason people could use as an excuse (i swear we once had a fight over a fucking 75 cent cookie from the cafeteria..shit was stale too), security guards that have the same skills and logic as a police officer in a hispanic country, people doing cringy tiktoks in the middle of class, mfs shouting about whatever bs rumors are revelant, and more to come soon! Be sure to join this "school" with us and sit back and watch a real iteration of hell happen before your eyes

Oh wow, fellow girlfriend, that union high school bathroom looks so hawt, let's fuck in it!

Union High School by BIGHEAD6921 May 4, 2022

when shit hits the fan

"Shit hitting the fan" is an expression used to describe a moment when things are getting out of control.

When shit hits the fan I'm out of here.

when shit hits the fan by Mini mojito July 13, 2014

European Trailer Hitch

When you dock your lady on the womb snake and run around backwards until you run out of gas.

Or, getting fucked over by someone or something or both throughout your day.

Oh man somebody stole your car, you just got the European Trailer hitch!

When I get home I'm gonna give my wife the European Trailer Hitch

European Trailer Hitch by Raunchy Lou June 29, 2019

When You Cross a Mentally Ill Loner With a Society That Abandons Him and Treats Him Like Trash 

What you fucking deserve.

Guy with facepaint: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?

Some talk show host: I'll call the police!

Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!

*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*

When You Cross a Mentally Ill Loner With a Society That Abandons Him and Treats Him Like Trash by ave_scientia January 29, 2020

highway battle 

Term used to denote a type of street race that occurs specifically on a long stretch of highway. Generally, this type of race is impromptu, or spur of the moment, and is challenged while moving on the highway. Racers may or may not know one another.

Typically, while driving down the highway, driver 1 pulls in to a left or right position (when highway structure permits)behind the individual he wishes to challenge. Driver 1 then flashes his high beam headlights a number of times to officially challenge driver 2. Driver 2 would accept the challenge by turning on his flashers or hazard lights, or decline the race by applying his brakes, thus activating his vehicle's brake lights and indicating to driver 1 that they decline the challenge.

If the challenge is accepted, driver 1 pulls along side driver 2. A few moments are spent prepping for the race by getting at the proper speed, which is usually determined by driver 2. Driver 1 then holds up a number of fingers to indicate which horn blast the race will begin on (typically 3). Driver 2 would nod in agreement, and driver 1 would then honk his horn the agreed amount (here it's 3). Immediately on the third horn blast both participants mash the throttle and begin the race. The race is determined in a number of ways, though normally it ends when the lead car has held a stong lead of at least 5 car links ahead of his opponent for about 10 to 15 seconds, the lead car pulls ahead and out of view of his opponent, or the trailing car quits. In this race, the lead driver CAN quit and end the race, and such would NOT be considered a loss.

Obviously certain conditions must be observed during these battles. From traffic flow, to weather, to course and surroundings, all things must be considered. Speeds commonly get very high and dangerous, though most races are held honorably, with each driver knowing when to quit.

Historically, these races were popularized in Japan in the late 80's with the advent of the modern Japanese supercars such as the Toyota Supra or Nissan Skyline. They are currently very common around Tokyo's super highways such as the Wangan or the Shinanobashi, whose traffic flow late at night and construction make for excellent venue. This kind of racing is gaining popularity in America, specfically late at night on multilane country highways and interstates.

This kind of racing is the primary backdrop in the video game "Tokyo Xtreme Racer 3"

I was on my way home from work when I saw a highway battle between a Plymouth Laser and an early model Nissan 300ZX.

highway battle by BoostCreep May 14, 2009