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two handed turtle

when someone gives a guy a handjob with one hand and catches his shit with the other as its coming out of his ass.
David: Hey man! Little Red gave me a two handed turtle last night.
by muleymomma May 19, 2014
mugGet the two handed turtlemug.
Men who ride Harley's or other cruising type bikes, who wear turtle shell style helmets because they are not driving fast enough to need a full helmet usually. And they ride on a bike that has had custom steering handles installed. The handle bars are usually raised an additional 10 to 12 inches, making the rider appear to be hanging from a monkey bar.
"How bout that turtle shell on a monkey bar, his tiny helmet had huge skulls painted on it and he was barely able to hang onto his monkey bar because it was almost too high..."
by BOSS*bitch June 11, 2015
mugGet the Turtle Shell On A Monkey Barmug.

scram turtle

a scram and an awkward turtle, in one. the most socially awkward, scrammiest person you can think of.

scram: A punk bitch. A snitch. Someone who is probably going to end up getting fucked up. Someone you don't chill with...ever.

awkward turtle: A word used to discribe the gesture made by your hands after a line or series of lines have been spoken that have now resulted in an uncomfortable silence. A motion performed by stacking one's hands on top of one another, extending the thumbs and rotating the thumbs slowly. Performed after a friend has said/done something awkward, either to ease the tension or further humiliate the friend. And silence ensues
Jordynn stop being a creep, you scram turtle
by j holee September 6, 2009
mugGet the scram turtlemug.

two dollar turtle sundae

When two individuals otherwise strangers hook up via a Facebook comment feed and agree to meet to get their nuts fudgey.
I never knew why I was on Facebook until my first two dollar turtle sundae.
by Please and thank you November 10, 2017
mugGet the two dollar turtle sundaemug.

Turtle Racing

Three fuckers spread out across the entire highway going the same speed not allowing anyone to pass.
Man those fuckers where turtle racing on the way here, I wanted to kill myself
by muahahaha6942069 December 3, 2024
mugGet the Turtle Racingmug.

snake eyed turtle fuck

used as an insult meaning inbred or cluster fuck, all aroud multi use word
by eyed turtle March 27, 2021
mugGet the snake eyed turtle fuckmug.

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