Someone asking how fast they have to walk for people to not realize they have dupe shoes. Respond with a joke. I.e. "bro can meditate" or "bro gotta start running💀"
Person 1: bro how fast do I have to walk?
Person 2: you can fucking meditate dude.
Person 1: bro how fast do I gotta walk?
Person 2: Nah you have to teleport or some shit.
Person 2: you can fucking meditate dude.
Person 1: bro how fast do I gotta walk?
Person 2: Nah you have to teleport or some shit.
by Homosheshuals January 15, 2023
A joke often used in the YouTube comments section, in which someone says "I switched to porn when my mom walked in, it's easier to explain."
People who use this joke think they are calling the video weird in a funny or original way, when in reality it's been plastered all over YouTube thousands of times. Someone who says this is often referred to as a faggot.
People who use this joke think they are calling the video weird in a funny or original way, when in reality it's been plastered all over YouTube thousands of times. Someone who says this is often referred to as a faggot.
Person A: "Lol, this video is so weird I switched to porn when my mom walked in, it's easier to explain!"
Person B: "This joke has been viewed thousands of times and as such has been rendered completely humorless. I imagine even the dumbass that came up with the joke is weeping right now."
Person B: "This joke has been viewed thousands of times and as such has been rendered completely humorless. I imagine even the dumbass that came up with the joke is weeping right now."
by Cleffroski January 25, 2015
by stevegaming1483 April 13, 2021
I want you to die, by falling off a pier. Hence if you take a long walk off a short peir, you will fall off the edge.
by sprkim182 October 27, 2007
stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry similar to stomping a mudhole in your ass and walking it dry to get beat senseless or near death to the point of not being able to fight back
dude your girlfriend is as ugly as a mud fence
man if you don't shut up about my girlfriend im stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry, wow dude you are really uptight
man I'm telling you back off or I'm stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry
ok dude I get you
man if you don't shut up about my girlfriend im stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry, wow dude you are really uptight
man I'm telling you back off or I'm stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry
ok dude I get you
by littlejimmie December 17, 2019
Tyson saw Lucas walking down the hall way flashing his ice on his wrist and said " he get the drip from his walk "
by Karolleee January 19, 2017
"Wake up, James!"
"What? Where am I? Stop walking around Cullman!"
or
"Are you ok, Jason?"
"Sugar! Stop walking around Cullman!"
"What? Where am I? Stop walking around Cullman!"
or
"Are you ok, Jason?"
"Sugar! Stop walking around Cullman!"
by HappyHenry35 April 18, 2003