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A joke often used in the YouTube comments section, in which someone says "I switched to porn when my mom walked in, it's easier to explain."
People who use this joke think they are calling the video weird in a funny or original way, when in reality it's been plastered all over YouTube thousands of times. Someone who says this is often referred to as a faggot.
Person A: "Lol, this video is so weird I switched to porn when my mom walked in, it's easier to explain!"
Person B: "This joke has been viewed thousands of times and as such has been rendered completely humorless. I imagine even the dumbass that came up with the joke is weeping right now."
by Cleffroski January 25, 2015
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Do you like how I walk?

Do you like how I walk?
Do you like how I talk?
Do you like how my face
Disintegrates into chalk?
by stevegaming1483 April 13, 2021
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take a long walk off a short pier

I want you to die, by falling off a pier. Hence if you take a long walk off a short peir, you will fall off the edge.
by sprkim182 November 15, 2007
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stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry similar to stomping a mudhole in your ass and walking it dry to get beat senseless or near death to the point of not being able to fight back
dude your girlfriend is as ugly as a mud fence

man if you don't shut up about my girlfriend im stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry, wow dude you are really uptight

man I'm telling you back off or I'm stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry

ok dude I get you
by littlejimmie December 17, 2019
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he get the drip from his walk

A non gay way of saying you got " sauce " or " you look good "
Tyson saw Lucas walking down the hall way flashing his ice on his wrist and said " he get the drip from his walk "
by Karolleee January 18, 2017
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walking from Anaheim to Santa Ana

To fall from grace very quickly; wasting your life partying, drinking, fucking, and glamorizing Jersey Shore and the Kardashians to the point where your morning hangover consists of you having lost your future, your friends, your family, and your true self.

This is a reference to the cities of Anaheim and Santa Ana being in a close walking distance (Anaheim is seen as the "nicer" city while Santa Ana is seen as "ghetto")

To go nowhere in your life.
"Yesterday Dumbass Jessica was bragging on Facebook about how she’s out with her friends partying in hotels in the city and that everyone should be jealous. This morning she’s posted she’s stuck in Anaheim and has to walk to Santa Ana." -- creepycreepmeout, Tumblr

A prime example of walking from Anaheim to Santa Ana.
by The Chilly February 24, 2012
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stop walking around cullman

used to express extreme tiredness or low blood sugar
"Wake up, James!"
"What? Where am I? Stop walking around Cullman!"

or

"Are you ok, Jason?"
"Sugar! Stop walking around Cullman!"
by HappyHenry35 April 18, 2003
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