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Turtle Lids

To describe to state of ones eyes after one participates in smoking canabis in large quanties.
The general state of a persons eyes when they're heavily stoned known to other stoners as Turtle lids.
by Rolfy22 July 23, 2007
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tiny turtle tent

Hey Tracy I heard you slept with tod how'd you like that tiny turtle tent?
by ThePoeTickler October 8, 2016
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Dirty Turtling

Verb: pushing a turd in and out of your börthole, for sexual gratification. The unholy perversion of "turtling"
Don't make eye contact with Bella. She's been dirty turtling in the corner for the better part of an hour
by suninnovember January 2, 2024
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Turtle Kiss

After a heartwarming moment with your girlfriend or boyfriend, you both get on your hands and knees and arch your backs like a turtle. After touching your buttholes together, you both push out two inches of shit and rub them together until one of you drops yours onto the floor. That person then takes their partner's remaining turtle head up their ass. The elegant and beautiful, Turtle Kiss
"Wassup man, me and my girl turtle kissed at the mall in the food court yesterday".

"What!? Dude I was working there, you dint ever let me watch"!
by ThighGlider December 18, 2019
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turtle riding

When the male gets on all fours, and his female sticks a suction cup dildo on his back. Then she proceeds to turtle ride him until climax.
"I miss my ex-girlfriend. My new girlfriend isn't turtle riding me anymore."
by Lol just me dude August 25, 2017
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Turtle Kaylin

A funny gaming youtuber who should be more popular
Have you seen Turtle Kaylin ‘s new tiktok?!
by hellohellokaylin September 14, 2021
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