when someone gives a guy a handjob with one hand and catches his shit with the other as its coming out of his ass.
by muleymomma May 19, 2014
Get the two handed turtlemug. Men who ride Harley's or other cruising type bikes, who wear turtle shell style helmets because they are not driving fast enough to need a full helmet usually. And they ride on a bike that has had custom steering handles installed. The handle bars are usually raised an additional 10 to 12 inches, making the rider appear to be hanging from a monkey bar.
"How bout that turtle shell on a monkey bar, his tiny helmet had huge skulls painted on it and he was barely able to hang onto his monkey bar because it was almost too high..."
by BOSS*bitch June 11, 2015
Get the Turtle Shell On A Monkey Barmug. a scram and an awkward turtle, in one. the most socially awkward, scrammiest person you can think of.
scram: A punk bitch. A snitch. Someone who is probably going to end up getting fucked up. Someone you don't chill with...ever.
awkward turtle: A word used to discribe the gesture made by your hands after a line or series of lines have been spoken that have now resulted in an uncomfortable silence. A motion performed by stacking one's hands on top of one another, extending the thumbs and rotating the thumbs slowly. Performed after a friend has said/done something awkward, either to ease the tension or further humiliate the friend. And silence ensues
scram: A punk bitch. A snitch. Someone who is probably going to end up getting fucked up. Someone you don't chill with...ever.
awkward turtle: A word used to discribe the gesture made by your hands after a line or series of lines have been spoken that have now resulted in an uncomfortable silence. A motion performed by stacking one's hands on top of one another, extending the thumbs and rotating the thumbs slowly. Performed after a friend has said/done something awkward, either to ease the tension or further humiliate the friend. And silence ensues
by j holee September 6, 2009
Get the scram turtlemug. by michaelturtless May 7, 2023
Get the national ninja turtle daymug. When two individuals otherwise strangers hook up via a Facebook comment feed and agree to meet to get their nuts fudgey.
by Please and thank you November 10, 2017
Get the two dollar turtle sundaemug. Three fuckers spread out across the entire highway going the same speed not allowing anyone to pass.
by muahahaha6942069 December 3, 2024
Get the Turtle Racingmug. by eyed turtle March 27, 2021
Get the snake eyed turtle fuckmug.