Cry in your pants

Being so excited about something that you cum in your pants excessively.

"Hey Jordan tell me about that new show. I don't know man it's gonna make you cry in your pants"

by jag0041200 October 7, 2011

Silky Bitch Pants

Pants meant for keeping warm prior to sporting events, occasionally worn as pajamas. Known for being extremely comfortable and making a swishing sound when walking around in them.

Damn, I wish I had some silky bitch pants, it's getting chilly outside!

by SWHoll October 5, 2013

rats in my pants

An exclamation said when something goes wrong.

Lydia: We ran out of whales.
Valerie: Rats in my pants!

by FireTurd February 19, 2017

tiger in your pants

A figure of speech suggesting that a person is ‘turned on’ and wants to have sex.

Hell yeah, it was pretty obvious you had a tiger in your pants!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 13, 2023

Bitchy McBitch Pants

The guy, Lenny, who was the cashier at Wendy's. He was complaining, being a bitch, and sitting around doing nothing. So I said to him, "Hey, shithead! Stop being such a Bitchy McBitch Pants and I'll pay for my food! Just stop fucking complaining.", yeah...I'm banned from that specific Wendy's now. At least I got my food.

Lenny: But Mr. Cale, I don't want to serve that asshole (me) food...

Mr. Cale (his boss): Look Bitchy McBitch Pants, I can fucking fire you (this Wendy's was weird-New York at it's finest) if I wanted!

Lenny: Ugh! Fine!

Me: I just came for some fucking food, I'm starving over here!

by Calculon_2.0 November 25, 2013

splooged my pants

When you ejaculate in your pants. Usually due to a nocturnal emission, but can happen at anytime.

I woke up this morning to find I splooged my pants last night.

by tzanks July 28, 2016

jerk off pants

Loose fitting clothing to enable one to jerk off whilst fully clothed.

Dude came running out of his house wearing his favorite jerk off pants.

by daddyllammaeus B July 21, 2017