Dump and pump

When you take a huge shit before having sex

"Lick my butt and call me a banana"
"Hang on, I'm gonna dump and pump"

"Did you see your girlfriend last night?"
"Yeah, I went over and did a quick dump and pump"

by Fifflefaffle November 22, 2021

dump bump

(n.) A bump of blow (or really any drug that you snort), served to you while you are taking a shit. A line is also acceptable under these circumstances.

Serve me up a dump bump, please I'm trying to start this day off right.

by cjezioro September 22, 2010

laying a dump at home

Taking a shit on your home toilet

I was laying a dump at home when the bell rang.

by Anonrouge July 11, 2017

Monkey-dump

The act of defecating into one's hand for the purpose of placing said third in a spot that is not directly reachable.

That toilet tank was way to tall to upper decker, so I had to monkey-dump it.

by jbleezy April 12, 2015

Dump

You are probably here because you remember Donald Trump or "Donald Dump".

Oh yeah i remember that idiot president Donald Dump

by MommyIsNotGood August 2, 2020

puff and dump

Smoking while sitting on a toilet bowl and evacuating your bowels.

My friend David E says there is nothing more relaxing than taking his shirt off and having a nice puff and dump during the middle of a hard workday.

by Dr. Jackson Parr September 4, 2011

cunty dump

The name you give to someone that is being an asshole over online games. Particularly Overwatch. Most cunty dumps can be found being sweaty tryhards in every game you play. Even if you play Uno, a cunty dump will find a way to be sweaty.

Dude, quit being such a cunty dump!

by Asteroid47 May 7, 2019