housecatiality 

When a human being has an un-natural attraction to a house cat.

"He LOVES his cats. He probably practices housecatiality.

housecatiality by Mizz! March 30, 2009

house payment wheels 

Rims for a vehicle that are equal to or greater than your house payment.

"yo man i just put some sick house payment wheels on my whip. come check em out"

house payment wheels by macdaddy09 May 12, 2010

house-swagga 

when you walk into a persons house and are hit with the imidiate presence of a beautifull smell,perfectly decorated and the choice of furnature suits to the fullest extent. the reaction is 'wow :O'
at this point you would compliment your host by sayin 'man,your house has got swagga' or
'you got some serious house-swagga goin on in here man!'

they should reply and offer you a cup of tea

example1: you wanna come my house to play ps3 and get high?

example 2: yeah sure man lets go.

*arrive at house*

example 2: DAYM MAN!! you got house-swagga goin on!

example 1 : yeah peace man,took me a while to get the look you know?

house-swagga by xpressioncoventry January 9, 2011

House Hugger 

The meaning of house hugger is "A person who comes over to your house just for food and video games and doesn't leave when you ask them too and call you a douche if you don't open the door when they show up without asking"

guy 1: Dude seriously go away i've asked you to go home like five time, get off the game and leave!

House hugger: wtf what did i do douche?

guy 1: You're the biggest house hugger i know now go!

House Hugger by stopreadingmynameplease January 21, 2011

House burrower 

A person who claims to be in an emergency situation and needs to need to stay in your house for a day or two until they find a permanent place and then never leaves until you threaten to call the police.

Hey, who's the girl in the corner texting?" She's a house burrower who has to leave by tonight or I'll call the police

House burrower by Endsurg June 22, 2011

Houseness 

House, relating to FOX TV Show House M.D. character Gregory House, plus ness. Houseness is the quality of being cynical and making sarcastic comments out loud without remorse.

"Look at his houseness, he acts so cynical and tells people what he thinks of them, even if it's rude!"

Houseness by coolness50067 December 16, 2011

house champ 

a person or persons who are the best at a particular video game or party game compared to all other roommates of that person or other challengers. A "challenger" is a roommate or party-goer who competes with the "house champ" for the title of house champ. House champ is generally kept on a dry-erase board and should be challenged either weekly or monthly.

"Those dudes have been house champs for weeks at beer pong, but I think we can beat them this time."

"That dude cannot be beat in FIFA - he is the house champ."

house champ by brotally_dude July 20, 2012