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You, unless you are an alien seeing this ;-;
A:Are you a human??
B: Heck no! im an alien
Human by AbsoutelyUndercovor July 4, 2020
The thing that created Urban Dictionary
You are a human!
human by stefan1508 August 5, 2020

humanheight

A unit of measure equal to the height of a human in Roblox who is not wearing clothes.
The narrow 12-floor-tall tower in Spark City Revamp, a Roblox game, is about 30 humanheights tall. That is 9 humanheights taller than the takeoff height of the looping slide in the game "looping slide new" by Cool_Smh. This slide is about 100 humanheights long.
humanheight by dojacatlover August 18, 2020

Human Grazing 

The act of grabbing pubes with your mouth and tearing them off and chewing on them like a cow chews grass. This is typically done for Blowjobs and Pussy eating.
Jenny : How was it with John last night Mia?
Mia : We did some Human Grazing and that’s the last time I let him eat me out.
Human Grazing by Pigeon_King69420 August 30, 2020

human chandelier 

(Also known as a human ceiling ordainment) People who simp unbelievably hard.
Wes: "Yo I'm finna go simp."
Eric: "Dude you a fucking human chandelier."
human chandelier by VCsNobody September 10, 2020
its yourself you dumbass why the fuck you searching this up
Yes im a human not cat IDIOT
Human by anonymous September 14, 2020