Horse

A beautiful, intelligent creature with a sensitive soul. They can be ridden and have helped humans for thousands of years.

Horses go neigh

by Lauren the hamster June 23, 2019

spider horse

a spider big as fuck that has a horse head and a body of a spider, this mothafucker has horse legs 8 fucking legs too. to become a follower of the spider horse you will need to believe he is a god and be blessed my the spider horse gauntlet. lemme tell you this bitch is looks like a normal stick but it’s actually the spider horse gauntlet. legend has it the spider horse gauntlet is the spider horses dick and if your touch it you will grow your own sheep pubes.

did you spider horse that joe last night?

by Jews Did 911 July 21, 2019

Skyrim horse

"Skyrim Horses" or "Skyrimus horseus" (latin) are commonly found in the Elder scrolls game "Skyrim".

Because of the horses marvelous capability of ascending mountian they have also been given the nickname "mountian climbers".

I need to get up that mountian, wait let me get my "skyrim horse" so that i can ascend it.

by Skyrim connoisseur July 21, 2019

Kansas horse bit

When you hook one end of a bungee in your asshole and pull it over the top of your head and hook it to the top of your mouth

Dude did you hear that Seth did the Kansas horse bit for his girlfriend he’s a legend

by thewheel6969 July 28, 2019

Dark Horse

An lovable, athletic and intelligent creature!

Wow, Jacob is such a dark horse :)

by hhhu November 18, 2019

horse holder

Someone who likes to be suspended and bound while angrily having a shoe put on them.

Cathy is eagerly looking for a real, old-fashioned horse holder on OkCupid.

by Swiping Left April 6, 2019

horse

a large land mammal that can carry human riders, but are high maintenance as pets.

she has a pet horse that is so kind.

by The popular Girl April 14, 2019