Dick Shirt 

Any shirt a dick would wear/ mess with someone and tell them their wearing a dick shirt

I got my dick shirt,and my dicky floppies

that dick shirts a bit tight on you laddy

where do you buy your dick shirts? The dick store..

Dick Shirt by hot carl! August 19, 2009

Dick Door(s) 

The Dick Door(s) does not only consist of the opening in men's under-where where the penis comes out but also the fly of the pants.

Guy 1: You use the Dick Door(s)? I usually just pull my pants down.

Dick Door(s) by Dr. M0 August 28, 2009

dick snuff

one, usually a douche bag named kyle, who while masturbating oneself or someone else puts there nose at the tip of the erectus at the moment of ejaculation and engages in a snorting type of situation.

Kyle, you wont hang out with us at Matt's party, you stupid dick snuff!!

dick snuff by mugdog4 December 18, 2009

dick knuckling 

1. The use of the knuckles during masturbation

2. A tactic used for catching trout

1. I caught joseph dick knuckling in the cafeteria at school last week.

2. I caught a 6 pound trout over the weekend while dick knuckling.

dick knuckling by ole dick knuckler April 29, 2010

dick wrappers 

another name for condoms

Anyone need dick wrappers?

dick wrappers by extet May 26, 2010

Dick-slap Logic 

A branch of philosophy involving the certain circumstances in which one would solve a problem by whipping his colleagues on the forehead with his/her phallus (erect or flaccid). Also abbreviated as 'DSL'.

My girlfriend refused to make me a sandwich, so I used my own Dick-slap Logic to change her mind.

Dick-slap Logic by General TWSSman October 1, 2010

Dick Square

The piece of toilet paper you lay down when your taking a dump so your dick doesn't rest directly on the seat.

Bob- That bathroom was filthy, but I really had to take shit before i left his house

Steve- I hope you put a dick square down so that you didnt catch some STDs

Dick Square by corymatthews February 18, 2011