Cat Stroker 

Rubbing your balls all up on a cat as it was your wife.

I'm a Cat Stroker because my cats don't love me

Cat Stroker by I live Down with the KKK January 16, 2010

Cat Theory 

The Cat Theory....

A cat chases, catches, plays with, tortures, then kills, and finally eats a rat. That is how cats act/behave.

The celebrity and sometimes mainstream media, the rag mags, and their online sites....chase and catch a story or person that is bad/toxic......play with that story/person......torture (suck the money out of featuring) that story/person......AND when that story/person can't make the media any more money......they finally kill and eat (destroy) that toxic story/person!

The Octomom is living proof of the cat theory; she is being used by the media and will be destroyed WHEN the time comes that she can't make much money for them. Actually, the destruction has already begun.

The balloon boy parents are another example of the cat theory in action.

Cat Theory by Peanut Santiago October 21, 2010

cat sandwhich 

when passing out drunk on top of a cat and a cat happens to go sleep of your stomach

drunk ass-dude when i passed out i fell of top of joes cat

friend-ya i saw then his other cat jumped and fell asleep on your stomach

drunk ass-dude i was totally in the middle of a cat sandwhich

cat sandwhich by catmanjoe April 12, 2011

Cat piss 

An insult given by fruit levy

Curtis, you smell like cat piss.

Cat piss by Vag slayer420 September 12, 2019

cat burr 

a sexy girl to tha millionth power who has blong hair that slowy casgades over her shoulders

haardt is going out with cat

cat burr by haardt February 10, 2003

cat chat 

a gossip session

Gossip was taking the place of serious literary discussion in the book club; it was turning into a real cat chat.

cat chat by High Priest in the Manner of Melchezidek August 27, 2003

Cat Squasher

An old school term, dating back to the 1960's. Meaning a large front tire, of any custom motorcycle.

"Cleaning fur and blood out of your Cat Squasher, is NEVER fun."

Cat Squasher by D. Gould November 5, 2006