An individual that likes to drink and eat with friends. Drinks usually consist of beer, though not limited to it solely. They enjoy the company of friends and doing shared hobbies together, usually a bit tipsy, provided there is money for beer.
by Kev!n July 28, 2010
Get the Tipsy Turtlemug. When you make your sexual partner suck your strap on dildo so deep they gag and choke like a sea turtle choking on plastic in the sea
I sea turtled georgina last night. The bitch was choking on it like a turtle chokes on plastic in the sea
by The Chief Big T March 27, 2025
Get the Sea turtlemug. A stupidly annoying thing constantly releasing a virus in the form of bitchotitis. Be careful around anyone with a turtle profile picture to make sure you don’t get the infectious disease, and especially bots like fucking Carl
by balslinmyjaaas July 12, 2022
Get the Turtlemug. by Life's a Beech June 1, 2019
Get the Went turtlemug. A TF2 Engineer main whom always sits between their sentry and dispenser desperately trying to repair them both nonstop, which is a very terrible tactic, because almost every class can destroy you, because you're not a tank so you will die from all of that damage.
by Z̴͙͗̌'̷̹̊̚a̶̅̾͜l̸̺̥̆͋ǵ̸͚̒ọ̵̇ April 21, 2020
Get the Turtlemug. It took the turtle most of the day to finish the race, but at least the turtle had no quit in him/her, even if it failed.
by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021
Get the Turtlemug. To take a large (possibly) Polish penis into ones hands, and forcibly make it go where it don't want to go
I had to throttle a turtle last night to keep my marriage alive
Mr Wriggly didn't like it , but I throttled a turtle and made him get right in there
Mr Wriggly didn't like it , but I throttled a turtle and made him get right in there
by DrFK October 5, 2011
Get the throttle a turtlemug.