A more subtle name for herpes. The name of someone who studies turtles is a herpetologists. Therefore, herpe- in the name relates to a more subtle way to talk about herpes.
Seth: Dude, my condom broke while I was fucking Sarah.
Alex: Bro!! She's got the turtle!!
Seth: Oh Fuck!!
Alex: Bro!! She's got the turtle!!
Seth: Oh Fuck!!
by Bassproman November 2, 2015
Get the turtlemug. Someone very sociable but needs companionship.
Gentle, shy and very curious. There calm and have common sense, which makes them easy for everyone.
Someone that takes a really long time to catch on. Slow at learning.
Gentle, shy and very curious. There calm and have common sense, which makes them easy for everyone.
Someone that takes a really long time to catch on. Slow at learning.
by QueenAlthea May 18, 2022
Get the Llama Turtlemug. An internet lawyer or someone using law jargon or claiming to have contacted or threatned you with an attorney
by Dirty Chaos December 12, 2017
Get the Purple turtlemug. by SilentBob73 January 1, 2016
Get the big brown turtlemug. by yokai D May 8, 2018
Get the Turtle Modemug. A special combination of three different strains of marijuana. The combination is then taken eight times, the number of bowls is then represented by levels of the session.
yoooooo maaaan, i fucking took the turtles foot and its likeeee turtles up your face alll the fucking time footing you theirr soliciatizing feet.
the turtle has two turtles foot, the other two are liess.!
the turtle has two turtles foot, the other two are liess.!
by ninjakaiman August 9, 2010
Get the Turtles Footmug. Abbreviation of the "awkward turtle" hand gesture - expressed in one word. Turtle.
Awkward turtle is abbreviated to make it easier to define a situation. Or refer to turtles in the area.
Awkward turtle is abbreviated to make it easier to define a situation. Or refer to turtles in the area.
mate: how was it meeting her parents?
boy: oh man... it was so bad. there were turtles everywhere.
boy: i totally had to watch this sex scene in a cinema with my parents.
mate: hahahahaha!
boy: a turtle walked past me and waved, saving "hi, my name's awkward"
boy: oh man... it was so bad. there were turtles everywhere.
boy: i totally had to watch this sex scene in a cinema with my parents.
mate: hahahahaha!
boy: a turtle walked past me and waved, saving "hi, my name's awkward"
by happycatsmiles December 15, 2010
Get the turtlemug.