A "turtle" (ie TURD-le) is what you call someone who is a little turd (or little shit). It is used when you don't want them to know that that's what you actually think of them.
Turtles are usually young males who think they're better than everyone else, they often call themselves "alpha males" but they're actually not, they're little shits or turtles.
Often the fathers of turtles will excuse the poor behaviour of their sons by proudly saying "Oh don't mind him, he's just an Alpha male."
Turtles are usually young males who think they're better than everyone else, they often call themselves "alpha males" but they're actually not, they're little shits or turtles.
Often the fathers of turtles will excuse the poor behaviour of their sons by proudly saying "Oh don't mind him, he's just an Alpha male."
by Turtle dominator! February 3, 2020
Get the Turtlemug. A bath that is extremely cold and causes the males penis to shrivel up like a turtle. Usually taken for injuries or fevers. Only can happen to a male since they have penises.
I had to take a turtle bath last week to help my fever go down, my junk was practically gone since it was so cold!
by Thewolfsdove June 10, 2016
Get the turtle bathmug. After prarie dogging before you take a massive shit, the turd finally slides out of your rectum hole silky smooth.
by Peter Parker November 17, 2016
Get the nair turtlemug. by Tyler BITCH!!! February 6, 2008
Get the horned turtlemug. by AGBJ January 21, 2021
Get the Turtle-neckingmug. by nom-de-plume December 8, 2017
Get the turtle holemug. Eric Straka invented the hand movement for awkward turtle. Twiddle your thumbs with your palms face up
by The 20 year old November 29, 2019
Get the Awkward Turtlemug.