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Side's Dick Away

A phrase used to describe how close you are to something or being in a short margin.
Similar to the phrase "a hair's breadth" but smaller.
I was a side's dick away from hitting that car.
by Bar B Q February 1, 2022
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shit'n dick

other word for fucked;sex
Bob:wait, u got sum pushy?

Rob: yup, shit'n dick inside of her
by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021
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loopy dick

A loopy dick is a penis that can do loops and can twirl better than a ballerina. Loopy dicks are very stretchy and bendy.
Man, I had to work with the craziest mothafucker last night.
He must've had a loopy dick.
by Momdix April 7, 2017
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No Dick December

During No Dick December you can't have a dick so if you have one HIDE please do because do you want to have no dick?
Person 1:Is it No Dick December?
Person 2:Sadly yes
Person 1:Fuck
by The Moronic Idiot November 16, 2023
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Dick flood

When guys send you a Flood of dick pics.

Uninvited and unsolicited.
"Oh my God. Did you hear about Twanna? She got a divorce because of a dick flood. Her husband thought she was cheating."
by Meme Mourey April 24, 2018
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floppy dick

A floppy dick is an unfortunate symptom that may be acquired when a guy goes without masturbating a very long time. As you go about your day while the penis is in its flaccid state you will feel it pulsating and throbbing, flopping up and down, back and forth, flopping from side to side, flopping against your left thigh and then against your right thigh. And it may still be flopping up and down around everyone you meet and then the mind will start playing games with you telling you that you want to fuck everyone and anyone you meet. Your mind will say things like "see that guy over there? You want to fuck him don't you?" And you'll say, "no I don't!" and the mind will say "then why is your dick flopping up and down?".
Ever since I stopped jerking off, I now walk around all day long with a floppy dick.
by Bill Beef March 2, 2024
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dick ripple

When someone makes a really stupid post in the lj community indiefucks.
Finestdrops has been making a lot of dick ripples lately.
by Sum Fgt March 7, 2005
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