Meyer dick

The curvature of the penis to one side or another. It is usually accompanied by a curvature of the nose as well

Muck has got that meyer dick wheel sire

by Longdong24 May 6, 2015

Dick

The only thing i like about men

Emma: hey Lexi did you see Cayden he’s so hot.

Lexi: ewww he’s disgusting.

Emma wdym? I hear he has a 10’ Dick

Emma hey Lexi why are you walking towards him, hey Lexi wait up.

by Sexstory”s <3 May 17, 2021

My dick is massive

Something said by a guy with a micropenis

Person1: My dick is massive!

Person2: no it’s not...

by Guy with small dick July 22, 2018

vacation dick

Abnormally large DICK that bitches like to get while on vacation from any random stranger

Nikki went on vacation to Africa to get some vacation dick. She was tired of her boyfriends tiny flaccid penis.

by BigDickDaddy1994 June 16, 2016

kong dick

A big dick

Ryan has a kong dick

by Kingkong1738yr April 9, 2017

dick wiping thing

When you're doing anal and you notice you have a little shit on your dick and rather than get a towel, you just wipe it off on a cheek and sick back in like the beast you are underneath.

"Man last night me and shelly were doin butt stuff and i noticed i had shit on my dick, so i did that dick wiping thing and stuck it back in dry."

by jjbrack77 April 23, 2016

Dick chopping

The colloquial term for "castration".

Wow, did you hear about Tobey's dick chopping? Guess he's done dealing with kids.

by AbsolutelyNotEilish December 16, 2020