I was planning to plough the missus last night but there was a massive great twat rat in the way and I had to take her up the dirt pipe
by Moistcurtains81 June 21, 2024
Get the Twat ratmug. A slur meaning "vagina", used more less frequently by the British than by people on the internet pretending to look British.
by Perpetual Fuckup September 16, 2017
Get the Twatmug. by BrotherBearBruce June 4, 2016
Get the twat buzzardmug. The opposite of fag hag. A fat straight male who hangs with the lesbians... Usually with teeth missing, dirty fingernails, stinky feet, a bad sense of style, muddy shoes, body odor, talks about sheep a lot, and doesn't get asked to prom... Not even by a bregunt.
"look at that group of dykes and their twat twizzler. He only hangs out with him because they can't smell his feet. You know those girls have a fishy odor up their snouts from their nightly sexual adventures.
by Night Pants July 8, 2012
Get the twat twizzlermug. by TwatFaced1 December 17, 2019
Get the rugby twatmug. by Ghost1319 March 4, 2019
Get the Twat Mousemug. British English slang for a man who is obnoxious but doesn't necessarily realise it. American equivalent would be Douchebag.
Co worker 1: I had to train that new guy the other day and he just wouldn't listen to anything I said and told me how he knows it already, yet he struggled by himself and kept asking me for assistance. Than he got all flustered and started walking around the workplace and getting in everyone's way. Co Worker 2: Yeah I know who your talking about, he seems like a right twat
by Dre_303888 June 29, 2020
Get the Twatmug.