Italian job

Having a cigarette while sat on the toilet pooping

My favourite part of the day is having an Italian job first thing in the morning when I get out of bed, otherwise I lack the sheer will to live generally

by Lba laid back attitude May 11, 2019

Blob Job

A blow job from an overweight female.

Well, she looked much bigger than her Tinder picture, so I didn’t hit it. I settled for a blob job instead.

by Willcooperlutz April 1, 2019

Skeeter Job

When a mosquito bites ones penis in a sexual manner

Holy moly! I got the best gosh darn skeeter job last night!

by Tyler Noll June 11, 2019

vibe job

when you and your bros are vibing and one of you decides to give the other head (no homo is optional)

"Dude, Todd came over and I gave him a vibe job."
"Bro did you say no homo?"
"No, it was a vibe job, we were just vibing bro."
"That's pretty gay."

by operalakes October 5, 2019

Snow Job

A sexual maneuver in which a man covers his penis in snow and proceeds to have intercourse with his partner.

S: So you gave your girl a Snow Job?
L: Yea, I got frostbite on my cock.

by Marky fart ass' August 14, 2019

Fag job

Something of a sexual nature between homies that u never tell anyone about

Bro don't tell anyone about that fag job.

by Ppmannnn September 3, 2019

Tummy Job

When a real fat girl lifts up her stomach and you proceed to put your male genitalia in between in her stomach and pubic region and give it to her.

Matt: Damn bro, this real fat chick gave me a tummy job last night and it felt outstanding.

by Nathan33409 May 15, 2018