spice job

The act of consuming excessive jalapenos and then performing cunnilingus on a sexual partner.

That guy Tom gave me a spice job last night.

by Spice Jobs w/ Tom March 30, 2022

Coon Job

A sexual act where a person wearing eye make up performs fillatio on a male partner in the shower causing their makeup to run resembling a raccoon.

Liv gave me a wicked coon job in the shower yesterday.

by LivThrowsBabies January 25, 2016

At the Job Site

Used when referring to meeting place for booty calls or usual spots where you pick up random women.

Where you at bro?

Im at the job site, hit you back in 20.

by NFO Hijinx October 7, 2010

Gore job

When the female proceeds to place the male genitals into her mouth whilst applying an ungodly amount of pressure using her teeth. Usually resulting in agonising pain and a very sore helmet.

"That chick gave me a nasty gore job last night"

by Parkerboi April 9, 2015

a job at mcdonalds

a hand job

guy: *ignoring girlfriend*

girl: i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds

guy: heck yeah!

;)

“if you text back fast enough i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds;)”

by omfg is this username taken? December 22, 2018

meth jobs

Street slang for the categories of work, typically blue collar jobs, that practically require a meth habit since they demand such a steady stream of high energy throughout the length of the grueling and extra-long workdays.

Well, being a relatively undereducated guy, I must step into one of the meth jobs to earn what I need to support my family.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023

Hotdog job

A hotdog job is like tit fucking but with butt cheeks

Your mom got caught giving me a hotdog job

by Domjdaddy February 1, 2020