the unicorn light principle

States that light bends around unicorns, and that light was created form them. the colors that you see right now were created by a unicorn. colors are one of the many things that unicorns have created such as bacon, Nutella, double rainbows, and nun-chuck wielding cats wearing bandannas.

Example:

Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!

by Unicorn_Philosopher1202 October 21, 2013

c (light-speed)

c, or the speed of light, is the speed of which photons travel in a vacuum, A.K.A. the fastest speed in the universe.
To travel at/exceed this speed would result in breaking the fabric of space-time.
c = 299,792,458 meters per second = 671,000,000 miles per hour

The new spaceship, Exr-C2 can travel at 0.6 * c (light-speed), or 60% of the speed of light.

by QwertyPixel February 9, 2023

Queen of light

An amazing women that claims the light but really controls the dark side! Or visa versa, depending on who you are!

Tortuga: she always brings me out of my shell to see the light!
Brown eye: that’s the moon, don’t get tricked by the “queen of light.”

by Brow eye bandit October 9, 2020

shadowed-light-waves

User on the website deviantART in charge of keeping people in line in #iRPG and making the IdleGuards look good.
Signature: "Insert meaningful phrase here."

Example sentence: "Hey, are there enough words to describe how cool shadowed-light-waves is?"

by shadowed-light-waves October 7, 2007

Light candles

Another phrase for having sexual intercourse.

Person A:"Hey Brenda, wanna light candles?"
Person B:"Fuck yeah!"

by Negative-#9801 January 14, 2023

Light Hate

For when you don't dislike someone enough to hate their guts but they are being more than very annoying.

Guy: Why couldn't the train get drunk?
Girl: Why?
Guy: He couldn't reach the ca-boose!
Girl: Jesus Christ man, I'm really starting to light hate you.

by nukesup March 1, 2019

Eye-Lighting

When one attempts to emphasize their statement by physically raising their eyebrows while simultaneously widening their eyes.

Joel is eye-lighting again, he must be serious.

by NROBBI19 June 11, 2018