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Blue Diaper 

Noun. Of Halo 2 Origin. When one sticks another with a plasma grenade in the mid section. Variants are Blue Bandana and Blue Shoe.
When he tried to grab the flag I gave him a blue diaper and we won.
Blue Diaper by Keith March 15, 2005

Blue Max 

Blue Max, who shares initials with the word Bowel Movement, is in fact synonomous with that word.
I'm gonna go take a Blue Max.

Don't forget to wipe your MrShadow.
Blue Max by Angry Liberal May 26, 2005

blue cheese surprise 

when a girl lets a guy go down on her and does not inform him that she has a yeast infection with vaginal discharge
Damn bro, that smoking hot chick that I took home from the bar last night got me good with the ole blue cheese surprise. I went down on her and got a mouthful.
blue cheese surprise by nitehock August 20, 2013

blue waffel 

grossest thing of my life. I dies a little inside when I saw it...If someone ever asks you to look up a blue waffel...lests just say it has NOTHING to do with waffels...you will be foooooollled. nasty ew
another way of gooling you like *scary maze* for example: dude look up blue waffel! his friend: uhhhhhhm no man

Blue Devil 

The gayest creature to ever roam the earth. Although they are terrified of unicorns they have developed an ingenious defense mechanism know simply as "the flop". They shit themselves when frightened, which is common. In what is thought to be a disturbing mating ritual, they are often seen slapping the floor. If you are close enough to witness this in person run very fast in the opposite direction.
Did you see that sneaky blue devil try to ass rape me?
Blue Devil by N-N-N-Nannerpuss October 29, 2010

blue van 

A type and colour of car that to this day scares the shit out of me.
The story goes...
"We were throwing waterbombs at car's from a nearby hiding place (parking lot). We had many sucessful shot's without any drama's until I saw a blue van. It was more the psycho, murderer looking cunt that was in the blue van that caught my eye. I warned my friend not to throw one at the van, as the guy looked like a hard muh-fucka. He did however and the hardcunt got out and chased me and my friend's for over 1 km!
We finally ran into a driveway and hid under a stranger's house. We could see his leg's moving around out the front of this person's house for about 20 minutes. Just coz of a waterbomb. What a hardcunt.
blue van by Diego July 18, 2003