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turtle herd

A group of total baddasses that only do original things and influence others to do the badass shit too. Three hot ass guy accompanied by three hot ass girls.
The turtle herd is so baddass I wanna be in it but I'm not hot or original!
by Turtleherd July 7, 2014
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Turtle Sandwhich

It is the process of 3 or more turtles mating at the same time. So pretty much a turtle orgy.
"Look at all of those turtles stacked on top of each other, they look like a Turtle Sandwhich and sound like one in the making. Ew."
by Mitkish September 12, 2014
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Turtleing

When one is so drunk on good times (possibly some alcohol in there somewhere) and he proceeds to fall on the ground, and tries to get up but instead does this rocking motion because his world is spinning profusely, much like a turtle when on its back or shell.
Dude joeys so hammered right now he's in the living room turtleing as we speak.

No joke you turtled last night and I damn near defecated myself laughing so hard.
by Ginglife March 1, 2015
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Turtle Calves

When someone's calves are so large, that they look like they have a baby turtle inside them.
Dude! Check out those girls legs! She has HUGE turtle calves!
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Bruh, have you seen Jessica Simpson's turtle calves?
by thatonesuperradicalchick March 9, 2015
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turtlebanging

Two fat slobs taking turns pounding in each others asses. Or a professor who sticks his finger in a turtles ass to demonstrate evolution.
Ow my back hurts from all the turtlebanging I did last night!
by bitchslap102 April 7, 2015
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Turtle penis

a man's penis receding or shrinking because of seeing or experiencing something extremely unattractive.
I saw your mom's pubes, and they gave me a turtle penis.
by Mattameru April 16, 2015
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Turtlemort

1. turtle-who-must-not-be-named

2. any reference to that homicidal turtle
She be like don't say that man. Not Turtlemort. Gonna getcha.
by Just Fly Away May 17, 2015
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