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When someone's calves are so large, that they look like they have a baby turtle inside them.
Dude! Check out those girls legs! She has HUGE turtle calves!
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Bruh, have you seen Jessica Simpson's turtle calves?
by thatonesuperradicalchick March 09, 2015
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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