turket

A cross between a turkey and a typo.

I enjoy turket. Oops, I meant to type turkey.

by uncle slumberpokeya March 31, 2009

turnkey solution

All set up ready to go... originally used regarding computer software - locked and loaded, just needs the turnkey to operate....

In other words - another friggin' meaningless buzz word seconded to every two bit copywriter in need of a sales point when they don't know what their software, company or boss actually does

We offer turnkey solutions to all your business needs

by The Fast Rita October 25, 2007

turked

To be ass raped. Roughly.

He went to a party, then was grabbed roughly from behind, turked, and woke up the following morning in a shopping trolley in Tesco's car park.

by CharlieilrahC May 20, 2008

Turkeys

A person full of jive.

It ain't cool bein' no jive turkey this close to Thanksgiving.

by The Shizzole March 5, 2003

turkeys in a doghouse

1. (adjective) to be unable or unequipped to handle a situation of temptation due to animalistic tendency, much like a dog's instinct to attack turkeys in his dog house

2. to be in the presence of one whom cannot control his actions related to sex, food, addiction or anger

1. Person 1: "Dude! So whack; how could he cheat on her at that sorority party?"
Person 2: "Oh come on, you know they're all babes; turkeys in a doghouse."

2. Person 1: "You can't to his house alone!"
Person 2: "Why not?"
Person 1: "He'll totally take advantage of you! Turkeys in a doghouse..."

3. Person 1: "Why do you relapse?"
Person 2: "I was at a Miley concert with all my dealers! Turkeys in a doghouse!!"

by ShanfullyGracious September 27, 2009

Thurkey Day

Slang due thanksgiving since it is always in thursday and most families eat turkey

I am going to get my eat in Thurkey Day this year

by Breaking dancing on cardboard November 24, 2020

Turkeys

Turkey: A place where a person goes to get a nice set of teeth at a reduced cost

Alright kid how much did you spend on them turkeys?

by boyobop July 18, 2021