Kevin

Kevin is an extremely large human, He is fat and will die before 20 due to diabetes, heart failure, liver failure and erectile dysfunction. Kevins have hobbies of eating, chewing, swallowing, gaming and gambling. Kevin is unclean due to the difficulty cleaning between his rolls. Kevin's ankles touch the ground and his belly button has absorbed his penis

"Stop eating, your gonna become Kevin"

by Simon Lin August 11, 2024

kevin mcconnell

Being a soulless ginger. Often getting angry for no reason. Typically not that smart.

Omg, quit being a Kevin McConnell.

by The General Manager June 26, 2016

Kevined

verb. T Over-investing in something but ending up being deceived.

"Bruh, this dude minted for 3 Eth and got Kevined"
"I feel ready to get in a relationship with him but I don't want to get Kevined"

by badam1666 February 28, 2022

my friend Kevin

Vlogging and Gaming with... • 2 years...

If I saw herobrine I would call my

friend Kevin

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𝗩𝗜𝗘𝗪 𝟳 𝗥𝗘𝗣𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦

If I saw herobrine I would call my friend Kevin

by singing monsters lover May 7, 2024

Kevin Groinin

CFO of the only foreign bank worth working for. Japanese Bank headquartered in Nigeria

Kevin Groinin really knows his way around transfer pricing...I heard he did it with an intern once

by Mufgeefugger1 February 9, 2021

Kevin

An absolute numpty. You'll commonly find him 1 inch (that's fully erect for him) deep in his mom, or you'll find him hunched over watching anime girls kiss eachother. Kevin is a very slow and dimwitted person, Kevin's are known for walking into windows. Kevin's are known for their immense sweating so it's advised to just stay away from them.

Girl: "what's wrong with that guy? He's been trying to fuck that lamp for a while now."

Other Girl: "yup, that's Kevin."

by Eugaphooey December 23, 2021

Kevin

Something bad

Ts kinda kevin ngl

by Tungsten_eater9000 April 20, 2025