Unfit Mike 

A fat, vile, and disgusting male specimen. Usually a truck driver or pseudo cowboy. An Unfit Mike smells of taco bell and Miller Lite, and spends vacations in an hourly-rate motel. He masturbates vigorously to Garth Brooks songs and blows his trucker horn at crab infested women in convertibles.

Look at that big fat guy! He shoots up with butter and pays women to pee on his chest! What at Unfit Mike!

Unfit Mike by unnecessary evil May 11, 2023

Holy Mike Shmidt FNAF 

When you want to say "holy shit!" but enjoy the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise a little too much.

Holy Mike Shmidt FNAF! I just broke my arm on a wall!

Holy Mike Shmidt FNAF by No Food Before Bed May 14, 2023

messiah mike 

(a): mike
(b): 6 months for a class a
(c): future president
(4): leader of his cult

“messiah mike is just a different feen”

messiah mike by JoergeBidenThe6th June 19, 2023

Evil Mike

Evil Mike another word for a low functioning psychopath. And can be easily manipulated.

Evil Mike: Smile 1….2…3…
Me: Does epic Cheshire cat grin

Evil Mike by Platinumunity July 23, 2023

Hang Mike Pence

Something the very peaceful MAGA people like to say since January 6th, 2021.

"Hang Mike Pence, Hang Mike Pence, Hang Mike Pence!"

Hang Mike Pence by ShigShug August 12, 2023

Delulu Mike 

When Mike has one too many shotguns and or shots.
The most intense blackout you've experienced.

"Mike. You went Delulu last night. Not cool"
"You went Delulu Mike last night."

Delulu Mike by Supperfudge123 August 23, 2023

big mike

a motherfucking bigo troller

A: Who is big mike?
B: He is a motherfucking bigo troller.

big mike by All women are bitch ass cunts August 30, 2023