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Alta-1 Malaga 

A building connected to grace life church for drop-kicks and mentally deranged students.

The popular kids group after school to smoke and talk shit and it’s probably about you.

When an Alta-1 student dies they respawn at mirrabooka bus station or Maccas.
Thing 1: “What’s the building next to grace life church?”
Thing 2: “oh Alta-1 Malaga? Students there just smoke, do drugs, and cry”
Alta-1 Malaga by SmashedCrab August 15, 2019
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November 1 

The day where you beat the shit out of a boy named Brayden
Some dumb bitch: “You know what day it is, November 1st.”
Brayden: “Get away dumb bitch”
Some dumb bitch: **Beats him senseless**
November 1 by Ben_dover132 November 1, 2019
2004: in Asunción (Paraguay) the Ycuá Bolaños supermarket catches fire. The owners and security guards are accused of closing the doors to prevent looting, the result: about 400 dead and more than 500 injured
August 1 by Majovemo November 2, 2019
The most incredible and amazing number. Also a glorious empire.
I am a part of the glorious 4 1/2 empire!
4 1/2 by Djhdgv November 9, 2019

December 1 

I can’t wait for December 1, it’s time to nut
December 1 by Memetastic167 December 1, 2019

Flakey 1 

When a group of human beings get on a ropey one
Let’s get on a flakey 1 I just got paid.
Flakey 1 by Womp10 September 12, 2020
What do u think it means????
Prob hamster 1 bruv
Jimmy: Yo did u see that dope hamster 1

Orla: ya bra