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Affliction Dick

Whenever the penis stops working because the person has worn too much affliction clothing
Mike:yo did you fuck Sarah last night?
Xavier:nah I got affliction dick mid way
by Venezuelan dihh December 27, 2025
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Veiny ass dick

That guy had a veiny ass dick, man.
by Veinyahhdih December 27, 2025
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Dick Drop

noun
Definition:
That sudden, soul-leaving-your-body feeling in your crotch when your brain panics for half a second.

Explanation:
Occurs when you’re fully locked in—like playing Spider-Man on a 50-inch TV, launching yourself off a skyscraper, and your body forgets you’re actually on a couch eating Doritos. Your brain hits the emergency button, your stomach drops, and your dick follows shortly after. Commonly triggered by rollercoasters, surprise heights, ladder slips, video games, VR, or any moment where reality lags for a second. Basically its your nervous system embarrassing you in HD.
“I jumped off the building in Spider-Man and got such a bad Dick Drop I had to pause the game and reevaluate my life.”
When It Happens:
Rollercoaster drops
Almost falling off something
VR headsets
Video games with realistic falling
Watching someone else fall but feeling it anyway
by Lordllama33 December 29, 2025
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Diarrhea Dick Drench

When you ride dick with your anus as diarrhea comes out your asshole
After the Diarrhea Dick Drench with my hooker the shit was everywhere.
by Sp33D King January 3, 2026
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Dick shot

Often refers to a shot,or injection of viagra(a substance used to treat erectile dysfunction(ED) in men) into a man's penis,which helps achieve and maintain an errection by blocking the action of the PDE5 enzyme, and by increasing bloodflow to the penis during sexual stimulation.
My friend gave me a dick shot and this shit wont go down and now my girlfriend is rushing me to the hospital!
by Big nasty 1 January 5, 2026
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Dick rider

Someone who stalks the fuck out of someone's life, they constantly talk about them creep on them, watch everything they do, they practically know everything they do, they listen in on them 24 fucking 7 they literally never leave them alone always either tryna create some fuckery or whatever crap they be on when they should be focusing on their own life
Brock: yo the I was walking home last night and I swear I seen someone in the far distance like lurking on me lol I swear I'm not tweaking

Nick: are you sure? haha you know what it was probably Becky she's such a dick rider plus she doesn't stop talking about you don't tell her I said anything

Brock: okay I wont
by XyloZeem January 5, 2026
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Dick Dip

Inserting the penis into the vagina.
I got a dick dip this weekend with the lady I'm dating.
by Bertygal January 5, 2026
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