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My dick

13 feet long but actually 20 but I don’t wanna scare anyone
My dick is 13 feet long
by Jennatools July 2, 2022
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Grab dick day

4/22 grab that dick day go grab your bays dick
by Sarah haddon April 22, 2019
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National grab your boyfriends dick day

May 12th. The day where all you girls grabs your boyfriends little man
by markwasowzki May 9, 2019
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Dirty dick toucher

A siko that hangs out in public spaces, hoping to see something to touch his dick over.
That dirty dick toucher needs to get hit with sticky seeds...
by Catanablade August 6, 2020
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Dick

Something you can stick in a pussy mouth or butt that squirts out white stuff when hard
Julia: I can see your dick getting hard

Dan: I guess it’s time to insert it
by Fuckmeinmypussy21 June 14, 2020
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National Dick Pic Day

On October 17 you have to send a dick pic to anyone who asks for one
Josh: Sup bro
Jacob: Send me a dick pic
Josh: Nah bro
Jacob: its national dick pic day you have to
Josh: No shit, dang guess I have to send one
by Homieseggual October 17, 2021
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dick do

When a mans gut gets so big it sticks out further than his dick.

"my gut sticks out more than my dick do"
That dude is so fat he has a dick do.
by hblack81 April 16, 2014
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