A Work Wank 

A work wank is a term used to when an individual masturbates during work/paid hours.

Andy: "Got a little horny so had a work wank, do it on their time and get paid"

A Work Wank by foshoure May 31, 2020

Blue Badge Wank 

A Blue badge wank is achieved when one goes on to a adult cam site and randomly finds an adult with a disability and engages in mutual masturbation.

Mr Ford drank half a bottle of whiskey last night and had his first blue badge experience.
Or Better known as The Blue Badge Wank

Blue Badge Wank by Dr Form November 1, 2020

Pokey bum wank 

Pokey bum wanking

I had the best pokey bum wank ever but my fingers really smell after

Pokey bum wank by Pauls Logic November 2, 2020

pokey bum wank 

To enthusiastically throw some digits up your own arse while jerking off like a mad man

Fuck Hank loves a pokey bum wank as his standard way of getting off, think it's the prostrate contact he enjoys the most

pokey bum wank by KenNeth Roote December 2, 2020

Big Telly Wank 

The act of cranking one out involving the use of the largest screen in the house (usually the TV in the living room) to watch pornography.

I'm sick of squinting at my phone screen in the toilet while the missus is home. I've got the house to myself tonight so I'm going to crack open a can, get pornhub up on the 60" in the living room and have a nice big telly wank.

Big Telly Wank by sproates April 29, 2021

Deliveroo and wank 

The apotheosis of living for the modern middle aged family man. Netflix and chill, for husbands who have long ago abandoned both erotic frisson and euphemism.

"The wife's away, so I'm going to treat myself to a Deliveroo and wank."

"You mean..."

"Yes, a lukewarm curry followed by furious self abuse."

Deliveroo and wank by bighairyotter August 10, 2021

big telly pokey bum wank 

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.

He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.

big telly pokey bum wank by Mackem Beefy September 19, 2021