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Noah

Noah is not an intellect. He is probably the stupidest person you'll ever meet. He sucks at soccer and likes the piece of garbage that is Bayern Munich and supports Robert Lewandowski. Absolutely bonkers. Anyways. Noah is sort of a comedian. Most of the time, he makes people laugh, but only because those people must be bored out of their minds. Noah also is rich because he goes on a cruise each year. However, only lame kids go on a cruise. Last year, a girl named Emily went to space. He'll never be as cool as that Emily though. Noah also doesn't want to admit that he is gay and likes these 5 kids named Ayden, Carson, Zuriel, Trent, and Kevin. Overall he's an average dude, but kinda sucks.
Dang it. Noah's here. He's a buzzkill and ruins EVERYTHING. He's good at clash though.
by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019
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Lotta and Noah

Lotta and Noah describes a situation in which two people know that they would be epic together but are to afraid of talking to each other due to things that happened in the past.They flirt from time to time but never get together .
1:He is so handsome and loveable but I just don't know why I can't admit that I like him so much.
2: Your Like Lotta and Noah
by Bellarker January 30, 2018
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Noah

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Noah

Noah is the greatest beta to ever exist. His beta prowess is up there with the emo simps.
Dang Noah’s back at it again being that girls foot rest.
by Haonsiaateb November 22, 2022
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noah silerio

A boss nigga with all the swag and the hot body that gets all the hoes
Noah silerio is a sexy beast
by Chickenpastainmymouthwow October 29, 2013
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Noah

How's the crops doing Noah? "whip!!"
by Littleboyblueballs July 21, 2019
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Noah

Noah

A Noah is someone who can be very annoying but at the same time the most cutest boy you may meet. At the age of 16, a Noah guy can be sweet, funny and downright manipulative. He can kiss you and the next day not talk to you. A Noah can also be the fake person alive, like talking to you and in the middle of the conversation go talk to his friends. A Noah could also take advantage of your feelings. He can and might play with your mind and also be trying to get with you. At the end of the day he wants you so bad that he'll start talking about and wanting you the more.
Girl: Hey Noah um we need to talk cause I think things are getting complicated
Noah: Oh, ok um nah actually
Girl: What? Why?
*leaves you
by N-y'know May 1, 2019
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