faplet

a gamer during online game flames team mates and or opponent team players for ping or game play or Kill death ratio or rank or simply he thinks he is better than others.

Player A to B : Stop spamming you noob
Player A to B : OMG u lagger , u killed me because of lag
Player A to B : Stop rejoining the room you noob.
Player B to A : Stop being a faplet and play your game....

by xxxMLGxxx July 3, 2014

Fapiduous

The insatiable urge or need for sexual release through the means of masturbation. Can be so debilitating that sufferers are unable to do any of their normal daily functions.

"Why did he call out sick today?"

"He said he was having a nasty Fabiduous attack and was unable to leave his house."

"Fapiduous?"

"Yeah, apparently its serious."

by Nevineir August 10, 2014

Faptabulous

Adj. Something that is deemed as being able to be masturbated to.

This leaked picture of Jennifer Lawrence is faptabulous

by freezydrag September 2, 2014

Fapch

The substance that leaves the Vagina after orgasm.

I fapched on the pole

by CleverLucy September 4, 2014

Fappetite

Ones appetite for fapping

Oh man, Joe hasn't been laid in 6 weeks. He's got a huge fappetite.

by ohjayzis February 27, 2015

Fapit

When your masturbating and you happen to take a shit or piss.

Hey Joe, I was just fapping last night and I let out a fapit.

by TheMLGNoscoper March 1, 2015

Fapclusion

The rapid conclusion to your faping, usually caused by someone opening your bedroom door.

You should always be cautious about when and where you fap to avoid a fapclusion.

by SpaceCat March 6, 2015