Nut Coma

A Nut Coma is when you bust a nut so good that you fall asleep, even if it's just a short nap.

Holy shit dude, I just busted myself into a 3 hour nut coma

by MothafuckinLonk December 6, 2017

Brown Nut

1. The act in which a man attempts to place one or both of his gonads into his own anus.

2. Any man who attempts the above action.

1. I caught Dave in the bathroom brown nutting.

2. Dave is a complete brown nut.

by briantroy March 27, 2011

nut cuffs

The psychological state of being pussy whipped for which a man is restrained from any man type business because his women has his nuts locked down. A man with no balls is predisposed to this condition and probably likes it.

"Joe can't hang out because his nut cuffs are on too tight."

by Half Time June 16, 2014

Nut in a rut

When you ejaculate into a stalk of celery to give to your significant other enjoy as a healthy zero calorie snack (due to the fact that celery has negative calories)

Hey you hungry? I just made some nut in a rut

by Ants on a log May 15, 2019

nut break

to stop what you are currently doing to snap one off.

I've been studying for 3 hours now. It's time for a nut break.

by tommytits December 27, 2010

cash nut

A cash nut is when you blow a lot of money on a particular object or objects.

I got my paycheck so I went down to Gucci and busted a cash nut on a suit.

My girl better love me, I just popped a cash nut on her birthday presents.

by LongshoreMoney November 8, 2011

deez nuts

Yeah Something came in the mail today. What deez nuts ha got em

Deez nuts ha get em

by Amiibo February 28, 2017