Negative F*cks Syndrome (NFS) 

The act of giving so few f*cks, that you actually pull f*cks away from the entity you dont give a fuck about... aka: A black hole for fucks!!!

Negative F*cks Syndrome (NFS) speaks for itself

Negative F*cks Syndrome (NFS) by AngryCougar September 8, 2013

Husk World Syndrome 

The effect most open world video games suffer from after the player has completed the main story and most of the side missions. Symptoms of HWS (Husk World Symptome) include feelings of boredom, depression, anxiety due to loneliness due to lack of events happening, frustration (mainly that the game's shitty collection quests aren't compelling...at all), and the feeling that you missed out on a lot of real world opportunities because you were so wrapped up in a fictional story. HWS has lead many a gamer's ambition of 100% completion to any early, depressing grave.

*Please not that HWS can occur with any open world game, not just the shitty ones.

Guy 1: I just got done with Batman: Arkham City... I mean I beat the story, but I just can't bring myself to collect all the Riddler Trophies because flying around a silent Arkham freaks me out. I'm sure there are more side missions, but the game really suffers from Husk World Syndrome now.

Guy 2: I felt the same way one hour after beating GTA IV.

Husk World Syndrome by TrustTheDoctor September 1, 2013

Little Tummy Syndrome (LTS) 

A genetic birth disorder with the following symptoms:
small stomach
small gastrointestinal capacity
lacking the ability to complete a meal or snack
becomes full easily or remains full for extended periods of time after a meal.

Little Tummy Syndrome (LTS) effects approximately

11% of the US population
0.1% of Southerns

"Man, I can't finish my frozen yogurt."
"Why not?"
"Because I have Little Tummy Syndrome (LTS)."
"That blows."

"I'm envious of people, who can eat a lot because of my LTS."

Little Tummy Syndrome (LTS) by ummlikeguy November 5, 2013

Ted Striker syndrome 

An in ability to enjoy a drink without spilling it down your shirt.

Ted Striker Syndrome

Ted Striker: It was at that moment that I first realized Elaine had doubts about our relationship. And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.

pours Gatorade into glass and then pours onto left side of his own face

Ted Striker syndrome by Elaine Dickinson November 18, 2013

Man in car syndrome

Man in car syndrome is when a woman who is having car trouble of some type takes a man (mechanic, co-worker, friend, etc.) for a drive to have him observe the problem and help her diagnose the problem or get it fixed, only to have the problem absolutely REFUSE to reoccur while the man is in the car, thus frustrating her.

After several weeks of her car stalling almost every time she tried to accelerate when it was cold, Jenn took her friend Keith for a ride so he could help her diagnose the problem. But, unfortunately, probably due to man in car syndrome, she couldn't make the car stall and it ran flawlessly. Needless to say, she was frustrated. The whole thing was a hog mount.

Man in car syndrome by We know it really is broken December 19, 2013

Indie Boy Syndrome 

A medical condition that plagues men between the ages of 15 and 30, usually recreational writers, artists, or musicians. A person suffering from IBS is characterized as someone who, when alone with a female, constantly says vague and noncommittal things or lapse into silence, waiting for her to respond with something poetic, in hopes that she will fulfill the role of their indie dream girl and like all the same bands as him.

Friend: Did you go out with Jake yesterday?
Girl: Yes
Friend: Well, how'd it go?
Girl: I don't know, we just sort of drove around. Every now and again he'd say something cryptic and like ... wait for me to respond. Total case of Indie Boy Syndrome

Indie Boy Syndrome by Verevolwes April 24, 2014

Potato high syndrome 

Happens When you get so high that you become immobilized and have a hard time getting up or talking at all.

Ross smoked so much that he showed all the symptoms of the potato syndrome, he was unable to move and his words were barely audible.

Everyone could tell that Luke had been smoking some of the good stuff, he was so high he became unable to function properly.

Ryan saw how Luke was and immediately assumed he had the Potato high syndrome

Potato high syndrome by jerrythabomb May 13, 2014