Surprised 😳

Surprised is you typical W merchant who tops the IQ charts thanks to his outstanding knowledge.

Being a supporter of the best football club in the world, FC Barcelona, Surprised recognizes talent and knows when someone is finished or not. He would, for example, know that Pristiano Penaldo, the ghosting tap-in merchant is a finished fraud and that Lionel Messi is the best footballer in the world.

1. Wow Surprised! You’re so smart!

2. My man has 150 IQ. He is like Surprised 😳.

by Eti Corb 🥱 April 13, 2022

Mountain Dew Suprise

When someone pees in a mountain dew bottle and closes the lid tight then puts it back into the vending machine or in the bottom of the machine so it will be later picked up by some thirsty shopper extremely retarded person (most likely a polish person)

"Hot damn I found a free mountain dew someone left in the bottom of the machine!" "Oh my God THATS NOT SODA.... ITS PEE!!"
Friend: "Hah! you got a Mountain Dew Suprise!"

by Flipzomg August 24, 2008

surprisin lily

A pretty red flower that smells like a spring time morning after a light rain

My husband picked me up some surprisin lilys for my birthday.

by abbilicious July 28, 2005

suprise mike tyson

while giving a woman a sensual foot masage u punch her in the vag

my boyfriend gave me a suprise mike tyson

by TravisMaty February 28, 2011

arabian suprise

A man is having doggie-style sex with a woman, spits on her back to make her think he came, then as she turns around, he splooges in her face, "suprise!"

see above

by francis May 28, 2003

soar beaver suprise

when your fuckin this fatbitch from the back and then you pull out kick her in the choch and cum in her face. than screams walrus lover five times while graabing an orange.

wow tank gave vivona the meanest soar beaver suprise.

by dan jeffers November 9, 2004

surpriser

when someone looks like they have an average size dick but they are actually packing a python

Doug: How big do you think my dick is?

Blondie: Well I would think about 6 inches but you could be a surpriser.

by Dieselson41 March 12, 2014