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Ring a ding ding

- Dean Martin: the air is dry, the temperature is mounting, but something by the pool is a-missing
- Frank Sinatra: Why don’t ring a ding ding?
by Taugether January 4, 2022
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Sawnick Rings

THEY ARE SAWNICK RINGS NOT EARRINGS!!!!! GET IT RIGHT!!!!!!!
JensenAkles1 loves sawnick rings and HATES earrings
by Imshort74 February 6, 2025
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sugar ring

to engage in sexual acts, but only with plump delicious pastries. preferrably from Tim Horton's

.... im sure you can put the rest together.
friend: "NO WAY I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY DID IT?"

the man: "the honey glaze left a sugar ring when she was done..."
by sugarking June 19, 2015
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purity ring

a ring that reminds the wearer of their promise to God not to have sex until marriage.
Stop asking him if he wants to have sex with you. Look at his purity ring. He's waiting until he's married.
by pitayaturtle October 30, 2023
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crud ring

The collection of organic or inorganic residue that collects at the water line of hot tubs, bath tubs, sitz bath or any other standing water, after it has been violated by people who refuse to shower before entering.
The residue may be a combination of sweat, hair, various body fluids, chemicals, beauty products, herpes simplex, excrement and other undisolved as yet unclassified solids and other things to numerous to mention. It may be easier to define it in the aggregate as "Nasty shit you don't want to touch"
I am not getting near that crud ring!
by Juan Moore Beer April 10, 2017
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Ring Card

A term used for a person or persons who marry to escape the soul sucking nightmare of a singles ward.
"She is marrying him!? She is just doing it for the ring card."
by jambonsec April 21, 2015
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the red ring of awesomeness

If your chick chick likes to leave red lipstick around your badonkadonk/throb rod then you are awesome.
Dude Marty just came home with the red ring of awesomeness.

Whoa bro what tha fuk??

Ooohh, he told me ha

Touche

Toosh

Indeed

Mmmmmm....
by claffard727 August 7, 2010
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