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Ringslip

When a finger is sneakily slipped into your ass whilst getting it on
John never realised his bi-sexual tendancies until Katie gave him the ringslip
by i_bring_sunshine January 5, 2010
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the brown ringer

While two person of the opposite sex are engaging in intercourse of a dog-like nature, the male partner slides a small cellular telephone, vibrate on, into the females anus. The resulting situation allows for a more literal booty call.
John was pounding that thirsty trick's vag doggie style when he got a phone call. Rather than answer the cell phone, he gave her the brown ringer.
by bobbyjoe003 December 3, 2007
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Counterfeit Onion Rings

Also know as Funions. Although delicious they leave you feeling empty inside.
Guy1: Damn these counterfeit onion rings are tasty!
Guy2: Yeah but they make me feel empty...
Guy1: Whatever just hand me the bag!
by Shaado November 14, 2010
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anal ringbeard

The ring of hair surrounding a gentlemans anus. Serves no purpose.
People often employ 'anal ringbeard trimmers' to remove excess beard.
'How are you after that curry last night Dan?'......' 'I'm on thanks mate, but my anal ringbeard is in fucking tatters'
by McMeat August 29, 2006
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cock-ringing

The act of texting or calling someone on your cell phone using your erect penis to dial the numbers and/or letters.
Why does that dude look like he's fucking his phone over there?

No, he's just cock-ringing his girlfriend to see if she wants to come over.
by chakazullo July 12, 2011
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ringoism

To try to live by the example set by our lord savior Ringo Starr, or Richard Starkey as he is known to people from his hood.
We thought the cult of Ringoism would start off with a bang, but we really couldn't come up with much. The pot smoking got a little stale, and Jimmy was busted for trying to break into the "Thomas the Tank Engine" studio. We thought about banging Barbara Bach, but decided to wank off on some old playboys instead.
by Wisk February 5, 2008
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ringzinger

a shit that burns your asshole as it comes out, generally after eating a hot curry.

OR

a man who likes to lick asshole
MAAAAN that curry last night gave me ringzinger, i had to squirt water up my ass to get some relief

ahahaha yeah that ryan dude is a real ringzinger
by jownay May 8, 2006
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