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Pirate Patch

When a man with one testicle places it over the eyes of a partner, much like the Arabian Sunglasses.
"My husband gave me a Pirate Patch for Halloween. Wasn't quite what i was expecting...."
by autisticpirate October 12, 2025
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pulling a pirate software

The acting on stream of looking up the solution to a puzzle in a video game and then pretending you solved it yourself
Man, DSP totally was pulling a pirate software in that color puzzle in tormented souls 2 yesterday
by Gooncaveman November 2, 2025
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Butt pirate

When a football team (who are the pirates) win a game and they like it up the butt to eachother on their bus to each game that is away.
The butt pirate likes a lot of men in the same bus.
by Shaddicks November 8, 2025
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Pirate

The Pirate is a sexual move where you’re doing oral sex with your partner. It starts with sucking on your partner’s whistle/lips to the point where they’re climaxing. When you sense they’re about to have a boner/orgasm, quickly back off and holler, “THAR SHE BLOWS!!!!” like a pirate, and watch as your partner shoots their liquid all over the place.

Extra points awarded if you’re dressed as a pirate.
Jason didn’t realize that Jessie had that hidden talent with her pussy until she asked to do the Pirate with him.
by rosenovarocks April 9, 2024
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Booty Pirate

Another name for a Brown noser
A man plowing ass,nose first on his knees working hard for that raise/promotion
Look at David he's been a booty pirate ever since he found out the boss was going to promote somebody.He has followed the boss everywhere he went all morning.
by Happyavacado April 20, 2024
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Pirate

Boycotting an animated series, or a movie.
Remember to pirate the Knuckles movie! Paramount is pro-Israeli!
by Itz KittyPinkiez April 30, 2024
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butt pirate

A Matey who, in the protheth of wearing The Eyepatch, plunderth the treathureth of other Mateyth, whether hith or her Vatheline-covered thword be drawn or not. Expected to have a lithp.
"It'th your turn to walk the plank," one Butt Pirate lisped to the other, while spitting saliva.
by babypiratesnapchat2 May 11, 2024
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