browned off

1. to be very annoyed
2. another word for thorough cooking of meat
3. to be off your face on heroin

1. Teacher: "i am really browned off now"
2. Mom: "dinner will be soon just letting the meat brown off"
3. Pete: "oh shit ted was browned off at the weekend"

by Hypetrack April 20, 2008

melon off

Traditional male game often played at partys or gatherings. Requires: male players, erections, melons

Males make sizeable incision into centre of melon. Players then muster up, by whatever means possible, a stiff erection. Melons are then placed on top of stiify. The winner of the game is last man standing with a melon still penetrated.

Dave won the melon off last night. What a hoor a pissy boner he had.

by thebigheed June 13, 2007

jilling off

Masturbating (female): backformed from "jack off"

This dyke loves to watch girls jilling off for real, not faking it on stupid breeder porn.

by Sikozu Sta.-Ána September 4, 2003

the jump off

When something fantastic happens that will enable for more good things to happen in the future

As seen in the song "The Jump Off" by Plastic Little

A 40 and and a blunt... that's the jump off
Shawty had a gun and a block 'bout to rob the chinese shop, while she's suckin' my cock... now that's a two part jump off

by limelight August 26, 2006

rip-off

Anything offered by Rogers cable

Rogers guy:
your internet and cable will comes to only 100 bucks a month!

Me:
Fuck you that's a rip-off!!!

by CheapAss June 29, 2004

Jerking Off

The act of consuming a delicious beef jerky snack.

My mom asked "How do you eat that stuff"? after she caught me jerking off last night.

by Pirate Suite January 20, 2008

Jack-off

Noun: A person, either male or female, who wastes a car salesperson's time when that salesperson could be doing something either more constructive or entertaining. Used as the strongest epithet for a non-buyer in the retail automotive industry.

"Would you believe that fucking Jack-off had Johnny test drive him in three cars then left without so much as a writeup!!" Also, "Beat it, you Jack-off!" Frequently shortened to "Jack", such as "What a Jack!"

by daxwes September 19, 2009