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jack-off
To grab the hard, erect penis and rub it in a firm motion up and down until it turns red and is towards the point of ejaculation.
I haven't jacked-off in a while. So I'm gonna make up for loss time and jack-off for 18 minutes straight.
jack-off by Bentropelex November 23, 2003
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1) "Get off the Postman Pat ride, you've been on long enough... JACK, OFF!"
2) "Dude, I am going to jack off."
2) "Dude, I am going to jack off."
jack-off by Soiled Undergarment August 15, 2003
jack-off
1. Verb. Exercising the art of masturbation
2. Verb. To create an orgasm simulating another sexual partner with the hand or other masturbating aids (e.g. fleshlight, hand, dildo)
3.Noun. An asshole, homo, or otherwise retard who's by calling them a jack-off is saying that they shouldn't have been born and was a waste of sperm which is a jack-off
4.Noun. A waste of sperm produced by the art of masturbation
2. Verb. To create an orgasm simulating another sexual partner with the hand or other masturbating aids (e.g. fleshlight, hand, dildo)
3.Noun. An asshole, homo, or otherwise retard who's by calling them a jack-off is saying that they shouldn't have been born and was a waste of sperm which is a jack-off
4.Noun. A waste of sperm produced by the art of masturbation
Jack-off
Noun: A person, either male or female, who wastes a car salesperson's time when that salesperson could be doing something either more constructive or entertaining. Used as the strongest epithet for a non-buyer in the retail automotive industry.