Chop Life 

A west African phrase meaning "enjoy life and celebrate it to the fullest"

My friend Chop Life before you study, you only live once

Chop Life by dizguy July 10, 2022

Fucked for life 

Something happens that cannot be fixed and changes your life for ever. Basicly your screwed/fucked for the rest of your life.

Example 1:

- man i just found out my dad is the pedo bear
- dude, your fucked for life.

Example 2:

- Zomfggg i just spent all my money on wow
- dude u just lost your life and your only friend... your F4L (fucked for life)

Fucked for life by fear--pro-2 # <"33 November 3, 2010

My Whole Fucking Life 

Being extremely irritated with something that happens way too often in your life

From Steroids (Crouching Tiger Hidden Gabber) by Death Grips

Guy 1: Hey, sorry your girl left you.
Guy 2: Don't worry about it, this shit's been happening to me my whole fucking life.

My Whole Fucking Life by darkshade_95 December 7, 2018

mai chans daily life 

A fucked up manga that involves a girl named mai chan getting sexually abused in various ways and is immortal the manga is infamous for it's ending in which mai chan gets pregnant, gives birth and a man grabs the infant and puts it into a blender and blends it.

Eduardo:hey vincent you read mai chans daily life before?
vincent:yes it's very fucked up

mai chans daily life by Mr otaku May 12, 2020

The dick of life 

A mystical penis made of venereal energy from man whores across the niggerverse . Constantly on the prowl for victims to punish with its veiny girth . Capable of destroying the anal glands of even the strongest warrior.

My hoe didn’t have my money so I stuffed the bitch with the dick of life.

The dick of life by Chase the cuntnogger March 7, 2021

Cut My Life Into Pieces 

This is my last resort

Cut my life into pieces
I've reached my last resort – suffocation, no breathing
Don't give a fuck, if I cut my arms bleeding
Do you even care, if I die bleeding?
Would it be wrong, would it be right
If I took my life tonight? Chances are that I might
Mutilation out of sight
And I'm contemplatin' suicide

'Cause I'm losin' my sight, losin' my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
x2

I never realized I was spread too thin
'Til it was too late and I was empty within
Hungry, feeding on chaos and livin' in sin
Downward spiral, where do I begin?
It all started when I lost my mother
No love for myself and no love for another
Searchin' to find a love upon a higher level
Findin' nothin' but questions and devils

'Cause I'm losin' my sight, losin' my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
x2

Nothing's alright, nothing is fine
I'm runnin' and I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying
I can't go on living this way

Cut my life into pieces
This is my last resort
Suffocation, no breathing
Don't give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding
Would it be wrong, would it be right
If I took my life tonight? Chances are that I might
Mutilation out of sight
And I'm contemplating suicide

'Cause I'm losin' my sight, losin' my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
x2

Nothing's alright, nothing is fine
I'm runnin' and I'm crying
I can't go on living this way
Can't go on living this way
Nothing's alright

Cut My Life Into Pieces by Avvva September 17, 2021

my life sucks 

So does mine.

my life sucks

my life sucks by WRFEGrewdwerg May 15, 2016