goontosis 

When you are gooning/edging for an extended or long amounts of time you will enter a state called “Goontosis”. It is a really hypnotic event making time go faster or slower it is different for everyone. After you are in “Goontosis” for multiple hours on end it will turn into a trance like state and then you will be able to continue in every day life but in constant pleasure.

Spencer “dude I went in to Goontosis last night, it was really amazing”

Jack “that would have been cool I want to try!”

goontosis by Penca peterpoop March 2, 2024

goontopia 

The state of absolute goon. This is the greatest achievable state of goon possible.

Yesterday I was jorkin my penar so hard I was eventually hit goontopia.

goontopia by Goon legend March 6, 2024

goontopia 

The state of absolute goon. This is the greatest achievable state of goon. Sometimes results in a trance like numbness.

I was jorkin my penar so good I hit goontopia, my legs were numb for 3 hours.

goontopia by Goon legend March 6, 2024

Goonage 

The inevitable result when an individual or group of individuals tackle a simple task with misguided enthusiasm colliding with stark incompetence. Often, due to their bumbling antics and sheer lack of common sense, the outcome is a cascade of errors, blunders, and lack of foresight so spectacularly absurd it defies logical explanation. The ensuing chaos of the failure almost becomes comical leaving the surrounding bystanders scratching their heads in disbelief and bewilderment.

Kian, lets go commit some goonage.

Goonage by Hdjdowodbeo March 7, 2024

Goonvana 

The state of being entranced after a gooning session. When a man becomes one with his male appendage.

"He was gooning and reached goonvana"

Goonvana by RegretfullTM March 8, 2024

Goonvana 

The moment at the end of a goon session where your mind and penis become one in a trance.

He was gooning so hard he reached goonvana

Goonvana by RegretfullTM March 8, 2024

Goonage 

The inevitable result when an individual or group of individuals tackle a simple task with misguided enthusiasm colliding with stark incompetence. Often, due to their bumbling antics and sheer lack of common sense, the outcome is a cascade of errors, blunders, and lack of foresight so spectacularly absurd it defies logical explanation. The ensuing chaos of the failure almost becomes comical leaving the surrounding bystanders scratching their heads in disbelief and bewilderment.

Kian, lets go commit some goonage.

Goonage by Hdjdowodbeo March 8, 2024