Old Saint Dick

When a family member ruins Christmas by fighting with everyone

My uncle is a real Old Saint Dick continues to argue with people about politics and religion every damn Christmas.

Old Saint Dick by Damon K. September 28, 2021

they/them dick 

one hoof and you're dead

sucklin' on that they/them dick felt divine

they/them dick by Dick DastardIy March 27, 2022

U Gotta Be Yankin My Dick Off

Its phrase/ figure of speech that means like ''you got to be kidding me''

U Gotta Be Yankin My Dick Off if you think you can fit more girl in your sudan than i can fit in my van

U Gotta Be Yankin My Dick Off by SHLAMY August 24, 2019

dick cheney 

Weapon of mass destruction

Dick cheney is Bush's puppeteer

dick cheney by Bill clinton III December 1, 2003

old broke dick dog 

Being worthless and having nothing to live for.

That guy is as worthless as an old broke dick dog.

old broke dick dog by thibodeaux June 9, 2003

Scrub dick

Basically a dick that is seen as inferior to the majority of the world. A penis so pathetic that anyone who lays eyes on it would laugh and call it a "scrub dick".

That dude has a scrub dick.

Scrub dick by Zero_Tolerancex March 31, 2009

Porn Dick 

When you masturbate to much and then once you actually start to have sex you cant get hard and dont enjoy it as much

I had the worst porn dick i need to stop whackin it

Porn Dick by ElijahKreindel September 1, 2009