Talking to the turkey

Oral sex on a woman.

Man, I was talking to the turkey and she farted, that was such a turn on.

by Nullos November 11, 2011

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Get the Talking to the turkeymug.

Turkey

A girl with all of her holes stuffed.

I fucked a turkey last night

by Retro106 January 30, 2020

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Get the Turkeymug.

Turkey butt

A dog who is at once lovably clever and a challenge to train or meet obedience expectations.

Owner 1: “How was your walk?”
Owner 2: “Pretty good, but Miles sure is a turkey butt sometimes when he sees a squirrel.”

by Monsieur de Miles November 28, 2020

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Get the Turkey buttmug.

baste my turkey

Inject me with your sperm

You can baste my turkey anytime

by bb3378 April 16, 2017

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Get the baste my turkeymug.

Cold Turkey

A bitch ass mf, pussy, coward everything that makes a nigga scary

Bro tht nigga over there cold turkey, he pure bitch. He dont want no smoke

by Akfrm215p June 6, 2023

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Get the Cold Turkeymug.

A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy. Can also be done on any type of poultry, just change "turkey" to the name of the poultry.

Me and John did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer last year.

by anonymous December 8, 2024

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