failsworth

Failsworth is a place in Oldham full of nittys and chavs x

Oh failsworth, that shite hole

by Batesons bum fiddle April 6, 2021

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Failtard

Someone who fails at life, in general - but also does it in a rather amusing way.

Jen - Dr. Ian Malcolm is easily the hottest man in Jurassic Park, despite now being painfully old and wrinkly..especially down below.

Dan - You're a fucking failtard man.

by Crouchio March 4, 2010

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When you are trolling around in the internet and you are posting retarded on the internet. Everyone wants them gone and they are put in the internet 'jail house.'

Continuing being a noob and being put in the failhouse.

Cool person"GTFO NOOB!"

The noob"What are you gonna do about it?"

Cool person "I'll throw you in the fucking failhouse!"

by siilentghost April 19, 2008

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Failsauce

A word that is implied to have something to do with fail. This is correct. This can mean anyone including:
1. a n00b or noob
2. a stupid person
3. anything that fails

n00bs fail. they are the ones that make up the great failsauce nation.

by Psudonym1212 June 21, 2009

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failwaves

Attempting to say goodbye and failing as a quick departure is made.

Missing the chance to say goodbye to someone leaving, usually witnessed by others who will tease and taunt you for it.

CyAdora failwaves at her friend who left the chatroom in a hurry. Then was made fun of for 5 minutes for being slow.

I watched my bf sitting on the bus and was waving goodbye. As I turned around I realized he missed my full moon failwave. The old man sitting next to him had a big smile as I looked back.

After I got home from the concert, I checked my mobile to see all of my friends had failwaved to me before I left.

by CyAdora September 18, 2009

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