What’s up bitches?! Y’all know I can FUCK both of you ladies til y’all fucking CUM LIKE FILTHY WHORES because I’ve got that DOUBLE DICK ENERGY!!
by Magherra July 14, 2025

by SeggySack August 12, 2021

by Todd44 April 28, 2017

When you have a long distance boyfriend and you need a side dude to fulfill your dick needs. So you need a dude in your town.
by Your main hoes December 19, 2016

by Billbob274746/63 August 15, 2025

Vacation dick is when you have a long shlong that is best used for one night stands and its ideally what a girl would want for every day usage ,not boyfriend sized .
by Purple haze May 23, 2016

A human who enjoys being hungover and passion is sleeping on couches. They think the highest score wins at golf (always shooting over a 100), thinks they are great at Mario Cart but are afraid to set it up in fear of losing there spot on the couch and coming in last place.
That bag of dicks said he doesn’t want to play darts because he is going to set up Mario Cart, but when you come back inside he hasn’t moved off the couch he currently believes he owns.
by Yourboilet May 28, 2022
