When you stand at the front end of your significant other's bed, lift the bedsheets and fart under the sheets. Then, you grab the bedsheets and waft the fart up to your significant other's face.
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by drake_lover.123 November 4, 2024

I tried a dutch candycane with Luanne. She's allergic to mint so now it's like having a realistic blowup doll.
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by Thisisawkard January 17, 2020

Taking it in turns to dutch oven each other......
"Oh yeah, we dutch crutch each other all the time"
"oh, that smells like Dutch crutch"
"Oh yeah, we dutch crutch each other all the time"
"oh, that smells like Dutch crutch"
by Tmunchkin December 6, 2019
