Defendantly Drunk

A state of intense inebriation that will almost certainly end in a visit to the courthouse.

Chad:"John was definitely drunk last night"

Rick:"John was DEFENDANTLY drunk last night, he wouldn't get his hands off the strippers and when the bouncer told him to leave, he said he was gonna piss in their concession stand... Sure enough, public urination and indecent exposure."

Chad:"Oh damn, when's his court date?"

by Critton August 25, 2013

Fuck drunk

Intoxicated with pleasure

I should not have sent that sext when I was fuck drunk.

by Group Six August 26, 2017

raging drunk

Your dad.

Me:Hey, where's your dad?
You: Oh, The raging drunk got arrested again.
Me:Fair enough.

by MikeAKALeo<3 December 1, 2015

drunk

a person like my self that love to drink all day any where any time and stays faded

Dam bitch that nigga is fine unless I'm drunk cause girl i see double

by loca559bitch June 24, 2017

drunk knee

The syndrome that affects the knees following a heavy night of drinking and falling on one's knees.

That night at Ryan's left me with a bad case of drunk knee.

by Gordon Towns March 24, 2017

welcome-home-husband-though-never-so-drunk

Yes, this is a word. It's another name for the houseleek.

"Why is there a welcome-home-husband-though-never-so-drunk on your roof?"
"What?"

by CToad7 ALT March 14, 2023

Drunk Taylor

Drunk Taylor was her name
Mojitos were her game

The best version of Taylor Swift, drunk and crazy

HAhahaha I love drunk Taylor

by dRuNk tAyLoR sWiFt December 2, 2021