Hoisington drunk

When a innocent trip to the central prairie of Kansas in search of ducks turns into a 24 hour bender. Typically a peak level of drunkenness only achieved once in a lifetime.

Could also be called a “great bender”

boss: hey Matt I need those papers on my desk 9 o’clock sharp

Matt: sorry boss. I got hoisington drunk over the weekend and fell behind. Any chance for an extension?

by Divebombs November 2, 2021

drunk gauge

Put your thumb together with pinkies extended as far as you can when you are drunk and if a women's booty doesn't fit then don't take her home

My drunk gauge worked.

by Kuehlstein December 26, 2017

Yoda Drunk

When you've reached such an incredible level of drunk you start speaking like Yoda from Star Wars.

"Dude? I think Josh has reached Yoda Drunk, he just said "drink, I must get"

by Frissiw April 7, 2017

Bodyslam Drunk

Bodyslam Drunk is when football players bodyslams you a lot and you get a head injury over the years because the helmet is too weak and you didn't drink enough wilk ("Milk"), cheese, and yogurt. It's short for CTE. So "He needs more milk!".

Dude not drinking enough wilk ("Milk"): *Gets bodyslammed a lot by other football players!

Dude: *Gets dementia or CTE or Bodyslam Drunk.

Woman: He needs more milk!

by HawaiianPunch1 March 5, 2024

Cross Drunk

The act of getting extremely irritated following the ingestion of too much alcohol.

Brutus was so cross drunk last night he ripped the front door off the hinges!

by mcuicchi May 23, 2008

Drunk load

When you have an absolute fun filled night that you will not remember when you wake up.

Sammy d was such a drunk load last night she threw a bottle at someone.

by SdCw April 21, 2018

Geek Drunk

Also known as geek wasted. Getting geek drunk is the act of losing all self control and/or inhibitions when around new technologies.

Being so in awe of some new gadget or technology that you have a hard time bringing coherent thoughts out to be discussed. In actuality you are reduced to a drooling, babbling idiot. Therefore you are Geek Drunk or Geek Wasted.

by sbinkerd1 August 26, 2013