People who drink and drive. but instead of getting to point a to point b. instead wrap their car around a tree on the freeway. they give drunk drivers a bad reputation and are the real villains
" Hand me my Keys "
" but your drunk "
" im good. "
" but your gonna crash! "
" no. those are drunk crashers. i hate those guys. "
" oh ok. here they are. stay safe "
" but your drunk "
" im good. "
" but your gonna crash! "
" no. those are drunk crashers. i hate those guys. "
" oh ok. here they are. stay safe "
by apersonwhousesthephrasebroalot February 27, 2023
Get the Drunk Crashermug. 
by Camtard May 23, 2016
Get the drunk-ticsmug. Logan: Hey Khan I don't think Adam Cone will make it to work after last night's party, he swallowed so much of our semen he got cum drunk and passed out on the floor.
Khan: yeah maybe best not to cut trees down with that much of a cum induced hangover
Khan: yeah maybe best not to cut trees down with that much of a cum induced hangover
by vedyfactualfacts June 25, 2021
Get the Cum drunkmug. Chad:"John was definitely drunk last night"
Rick:"John was DEFENDANTLY drunk last night, he wouldn't get his hands off the strippers and when the bouncer told him to leave, he said he was gonna piss in their concession stand... Sure enough, public urination and indecent exposure."
Chad:"Oh damn, when's his court date?"
Rick:"John was DEFENDANTLY drunk last night, he wouldn't get his hands off the strippers and when the bouncer told him to leave, he said he was gonna piss in their concession stand... Sure enough, public urination and indecent exposure."
Chad:"Oh damn, when's his court date?"
by Critton August 25, 2013
Get the Defendantly Drunkmug. by MikeAKALeo<3 December 1, 2015
Get the raging drunkmug. by loca559bitch June 24, 2017
Get the drunkmug.